Prince of Heroes #1 to #2
Even I have given props to the man himself. With such scores in the past for titles as…
Courageous Princess (recently reviewed).
5 out of 5 for it’s beauty of writing, characters, beautiful artwork and overall greatness that rivals the best out there now in the genre (if not hands down beats it).
A+… or it would have been an A+ if my new Editor wasn’t allergic to sharing, or close interpersonal reviews like we’re sharing now. And no, I’m not creepy or anything.
4 out of 5 aka a B. Probably the lowest I will ever go on a Espinosa title. Even his titles I have abit of wobble on they’re still great, few creators can say they can create greatness and still get criticized… OK, actually a lot can say that.
In the middle of reviewing (this week I’m looking at Volume 2) and it’s getting consistant A+ hits from me. Why? Did you read it? It’s good!
So with that said (and yes, so many more of Espinosa’s greatness to fawn over, so little actual content over at BookMooch.com to mooch, (People! Mooch more Antarctic Press graphic novels please -- ooh! Somebody just mooched Alice in Wonderland! Perfect!!) joy of joys as Espinosa’s latest greatest work has come to the masses, and it has nothing to do with hyper intelligent Dinosaurs trying to take over the Earth after waging a Transformers style war amongst each other. No, it’s back to the great wonderful world of Espinosa RPG video game worth imagination (only they still have yet to make any into games -- damn) with his latest work, Prince of Heroes.
Issue #1 & #2
Do you like Espinosa’s work? Who doesn’t.
Do you like him? Really really really really like him?
Do you like him to the point you will follow one title of his for this 3 issue miniseries, the first chapter of a 18 CHAPTER LONG STORY!!
Now let’s see… if all the Chapters are 3 issues apiece… and they come out continuously each and every month like clockwork without a break… uh huh… it means we’re going to be reviewing Prince of Heroes from now until -- the Summer of 2012... Which is just as well since it’ll end a few years after the Harry Potter movies, possibly the Chronicle of Narnia movies… and about six or so months before the Mayan calendar’s prediction of December 12th 2012 as the date of the end of the world as we know it. So no pressure, Mr. Espinosa, but be done before the world ends please. Thanks.
Oh, before we go on?
Yes. You can go on the internet right now and experience MORE Prince of Heroes!
PrinceofHeroes.com offers a weekly update of pages every Monday and Friday, and as of January (two months ago) they were past Page 40... Imagine where they are NOW!
Ongoing updates on this, a project that is only trumped in terms of longitude by Gold Digger and Ninja High School, will mean that even PrinceofHeroes.com will be updated as time goes on… but that’s the future. The distant… oh, check out www.rodespinosa.com, which is Rod Espinosa’s own website!
Anyway where was I… oh, right, the review.
First off, a bit of backstory.
If you look at this title and something seems a tad familiar, and you happen to be an Espinosa fanatic? That is because this should be familiar to you (which just means I need to bone up on my past Espinosa and hope the following books are available at BookMooch.com soon). As it turns out Prince of Heroes is the continuation of a trilogy that Espinosa started back with “Chronicles of the Universe” and “Battle Girlz”… two titles I have not read, but oh so want to (after reviewing Courageous Princess and Neotopia oh yes I sure want to review these). Of course the title’s intro by Mr. Espinosa claims you won’t need to know the last two series to enjoy this one, buuuuttttt he never said you shouldn’t go get them anyway for your own self enjoyment. So, you know, go and get them for your own self enjoyment. Please. And if you get two please mooch a copy of each on BookMooch so, you know, I can get a copy and enjoy it… and review it… and both enjoy it and review it.
As Issue #1 starts we come to a desert planet to witness a strange caravan of what seems to be anamorphic hyena people riding zebras escorting a party of travellers towards a destination. It’s not a happy trip though.
Oh, meet Ronen (the Prince of this title). Young, brave, strong, fearless… only he’s not feeling it right now. He just wanted the simple life (no, not that Simple Life, nobody wants that) but now he knows he will never have that. His mom said he’s destined for greatness, and his true heritage lies at the edge of the known universe. So he’s going to take the first step, but getting the hell off the planet he’s on as he and his mom (and their people) are being shown the exit by the not so pleased natives.
It seems for a Prince who will become the Prince of Heroes his blood 0his homies, his people, the other humanoids in his culture circle) kinda pissed off people when they had this whole “Great Expansion” thing and ended up taking a lot of worlds for thousands of years. Well, now they’re going back to their own original “Empire” size doing a galactic version of The Biggest Loser (and they’ll be far happier once that extra weight has been shed) which means the Prince is headed away from this place.
Suddenly the Prince is going to the local marketplace where he defends the locals from a bunch of thugs led by this Duke joker. Well, he manages to trounce them rather well, only for a strange staff wielding woman to interfere just as he has beaten the bullies. Issue #1 ends and we roll into Issue #2.
Turns out the woman is the Baroness Mazza Mezzo (or, as I’d like to call her, “thug enabler”). Look, lady, just because you got a shallow end of the gene pool as your brother doesn’t mean you have to take his side and bully the innocent, you meanie you!
A fight ends up breaking out and sister enabler ends up getting harmed really badly.
Yeah. Somebody got her’s… OK, all it does is just strip her down on clothes and… well… makes her really really really mad. Look, like it’s his fault… OK, maybe it was, but still you had it coming to you lady!
So, now wishing he was back to the beginning of Issue #1 and leaving the planet (because right now he should put a few parsecs of space between himself and the crazy psycho woman) he’s on the run. Not good because she’s right behind him in hot pursuit.
Eventually they fight (again).
He knocks out the lady’s pissy brother (because he’s off threatening the two kids who are the child stars of this story… again).
He gets the lady ready to hand stuff him into a food processor by doing something I thought was only done in erotica and -- he pulls off her itsy bitsy little bottom clothes and -- yeah -- there will be hell to pa -- lady, your brother’s blushing! What a pervert!!
Somehow the situation ends.
Mostly because she can’t chase him anymore because she’s… bare bottomed.
So that’s it, all’s well that end’s well… in the end… in the…
Sorry. Bad choice of things to fixate on… hmmm…
Where was I…?
Ronen stops off and see’s… Daredevil? Hmm! This planet doesn’t need no stinkin’ blind lawyers… oh, never mind.
Apparently the blind guy (who wears a black scarf over his face with no eyeholes since he’s blind) is his teacher, and they’re talking about Ronen getting a new teacher to teach him (oh, apparently this is a flashback that he’s remembering, which means thankfully as he leaves the planet he’s leaving the crazy now half naked woman behind… behind… I… yeah, stop that.)
Ronen’s all bummed about leaving (which you saw at the start of Issue #1). However leave they must as it seems they are just a hair’s breath from having a run-in with the very people that may be behind this whole Biggest Loser galactic space weight lost program Ronen’s “Empire” is undergoing. In fact, as the issue ends, we see that they are just arriving as they are on their way out.
Do they get off the planet before the blockade goes up and they’re trapped behind “enemy” lines? Only time… and Issue #3...will answer that.
But for now, the breakdown.
According to Mr. Espinosa it’s been two years since he’s undertaken such a project.
And what a long project it will be! With about… hmm… maybe at least 54 issues if all chapters are 3 issues a pop… it is going to be a long long journey with the Prince and his future friends. And one we are all going to be glad we’re apart of.
Espinosa is on top of his game for Prince of Heroes.
All the same high quality artwork, visual splendor, grand scale of story (with generous amounts of the human element that makes his works so damn special) and that bit of whimsy and fun which makes for great reading. It’s all here, and it’s all waiting for you.
Prince of Heroes is going to be a long trip, let’s all gather together and take it one and all. Buy the issues (hope Antarctic Press arranges a subscription for it since it’s going to be around for the long haul), buy the Graphic Novels (however that’s going to work out, either 100+ page bargain price books or longer yearbook collections or something inbetween), visit the homepage of the series, enjoy.
Prince of Heroes Chapter 1, Issues #1 & #2 of 3 gets the mark of greatness, as it deserves, as once again Rod Espinosa proves his greatness with another 5 out of 5 review.
Next time, the end of the first Chapter, and Prince of Heroes #3. Stay tuned.
Prince of Heroes © & ™ Rod Espinosa
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